Thursday, July 17, 2008

Invitation Creation Station

The hour is nigh. Invitations go out NEXT WEEK! Gah! I'm having heart palpitations just thinking about it. This weekend will be our big push to get them done. Much printing and pasting will ensure, and I fully expect 40 paper cuts by Monday.

I started working on them a few days ago at my "Invitation Creation Station" (also known as my coffee table)... so far it's been fun, but seeing as how I have like eleventy-million to make I'm thinking the "Weee, this is fun!" will wane and the "Damn it, I'm just gonna send an evite!!" will take over soon enough.

Hey look, pictures!!

Making our invitations!
Hard at work

Yay Invitations!
Hi!

Invitation stuff
My supplies

Kyle eating payea in my invitation making area
Kyle - eating dinner on my Invitation Creation Station!!


Also happening this weekend: My mom is coming into town for a Feist concert at the Greek in Berkeley. I know!!! When did my mom become so hip??

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Friday, April 11, 2008

Sneak Peak Inside The Olympic Torch Relay In San Francisco

Hello all! Sorry for my MIA status... lame excuses as always: busy, tired, work, school (darn, I'm done with school, can't use that one anymore...)

ANYway... life's been busy, you know how it goes.

I don't even have time for a real post today... but luckily I have something EVEN BETTER for you all to enjoy!!

My friend Susan wrote an essay a few months ago, and, being the kick-ass writer and all around awesome person that she is, she was selected to be an OLYMPIC TORCH BEARER (!!!) for the flame's ONLY stop in the US. Is that the coolest thing you ever heard or what???

She got to carry the OLYMPIC FLAME!!!!! In her VERY OWN HANDS!!! I am so beyond jealous!

Anyway, I'm not sure if people in the rest of the country heard about all the hoopla that went on in SF the day of the relay, but it was quite intense. A veritable game of cat and mouse with torch bearers, and police officers, and FBI agents, and spectators, and protesters. And a whole media circus to go along with it! San Francisco: never a dull moment.

Susan sent out an email this morning sharing an "inside" perspective from the day... and she said I could pass it on to ALL of the Internet! I have the coolest friends ever.

Enjoy!

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Yesterday was an amazing experience and a day I will never forget. It was such an honor to be part of the Olympic torch relay and represent all the Olympic athletes in the US. I'm was so pleased that all the 80 torchbearers were able to take part and complete their relay leg without a hitch (especially after seeing what happened in London and Paris). There were a lot of emotions felt by all the torchbearers leading up to the relay- excitement, hope, fear for safety, concern that we wouldn't be able to run with the torch , etc. However, while we were on the bus waiting to run with the torch there was nothing but excitement among us and the feeling of being part of something really momentous.

The day started when I arrived at the Hilton in SF. We met at the grand ballroom and were told to bring nothing with us (no cell phones, wallets, etc). After speeches from Mayor Newsom and Peter Uberroff (olympic committee chair), we were given our assignments of where we would be running on the course. They announced that we would be running in pairs holding the torch together (we had 80 runners and they wanted to make sure we all got a chance to run). This was the first Olympic torch relay that was done completely by running in pairs. The Hilton provided us with phones so that we could call friends and family with the location of where we'd be on the course (which didn't really matter since the route would soon change).

We were at the Hilton for a while and got a chance to meet the other torchbearers. There were a lot of interesting people and several former and current Olympians, along with Dean Karnazes, the ultra marathon man and Girls on the Run board member. Security was very tight and we were lead down a back stair case to the street which was completely barricaded with police. We got on a bus and waited there for an hour or more. Eventually Mayor Newsom got on the bus and indicated that the opening ceremony had gone well but there were thousands of people blocking the torch route over to the embarcadero. They wanted to make sure they could secure our safety and give everyone the opportunity to run with the torch. Newsom then indicated that we'd be moving the course and would be running down at the Marina instead of the embarcadero. No one had phones, so we couldn't notify anyone of the route change which was disappointing to realize that our friends/family wouldn't be seeing us. However, the spirits of the torchbearers remained high as we were excited at the opportunity to hold the torch that represented so many US athletes.

The convoy buses took off with numerous police on motor cycles, bikes, etc. Once we reached Van Ness and Pine, they started to drop off the torchbearers onto Van Ness. Initially it was pretty amazing that there were no barricades and ordinary SF citizens were coming up and taking pictures with the torchbearers (the way a torch run should be). As we moved down Van Ness, the crowds started to form and police on motorcycles were seen on each side street, ready to deploy if needed. I was runner # 18 and my partner was Peter Chi (part of the Beijing Organizing Committee for the Olympics). We were let out of the bus on Van Ness at Francisco and ran or rather jogged pretty slowly around the corner on to Bay. It was a pretty surreal moment, holding the torch waiting for ours to be lit by the pair of runners before us. Things started to get a little crazy waiting there for the torch runners, as the crowds were filling into the streets.

We knew it was getting more intense as one of the cops screamed we need back up now, watch our backs. At that moment a muni bus pulled up and 35 cops in riot gear ran out to surround the sidewalks. Shortly thereafter, we were surrounded by running cops, cops on bikes and cops on motorcycles as we ran with the torch. After about two blocks we reached the next runner and lit their torch and then hopped back on the convoy bus. Once on the bus we learned that one of the earlier torch bearers had taken a tibetan flag out of her shirt and started waving it and trying to take the torch from her partner. The police left her on the side of the road and she wasn't allowed back on the bus.

Our line of about 30 car/buses surrounded by police on motorcycles was pretty slow moving down the marina and then up the ramp to the Golden Gate Bridge. Former Mayor Willie Brown and NFl player Herschel Walker ran the last leg to the bridge. After the torch was back on the bus, we took off down 19th avenue to San Francisco Airport where the closing ceremonies had been moved it (originally it was supposed to be at Justin Herman Plaza). I've never seen so many cops in SF and something pulled off so seamlessly for a last minute plan. I felt badly for the people trying to get to the airport as our convoy blocked traffic on the ramp to the airport.

Once on the bus to the airport, the torchbearers started to get very hungry- they didn't feed us all day. We arrived at the airport through a side door, then through airport security (we even had to take our shoes off!). I started talking to the torchbearer next to me which unbeknown to me was Herschel Walker (former nfl player, I was wondering why everyone wanted to take my picture with him, ha!). Mayor Newsom and others spoke at the brief closing ceremonies, we took a group picture and then headed back on the bus (where they had some airline snacks for us).

We arrived back in the Hilton around 6pm, received our own torch and then hopped on the bus to go to the Giants baseball game. We were supposed to be recognized on the field before the game but we got there too late. Marilyn King (former Olympian) threw the first pitch. We were ushered to a private suite at the Giants game, but I still needed to get my brother Paul who was coming to the game as my guest. One of the Giants staff members escorted me out to get Paul (we were stopped numerous times by people that wanted to take pictures of me and the torch- it was pretty amazing how mesmerized people were to see it and how many people wanted to take pictures of me with the torch). There was a lot of disappointment from people that didn't get to see the torch relay earlier in the day. After getting Paul, the Giant's staff member offered us tickets to sit in the Giants' COO Larry Baer's section (the first row next to the Giant's dugout right near home plate). Larry sat with us for a while and graciously let us order whatever we wanted to eat. We watched the rest of the game with Marilyn King and her son and the giants won in the bottom of the 9th.

Paul and I caught the bus home and several people on the bus noticed the torch and wanted to take pictures of me with the torch. It was a pretty funny experience and I made lots of new friends on the bus. One of the first people to notice the torch was a grandfather and his grandson who were visiting SF- it made their day to see it up close since they had missed it earlier in the day waiting along the proposed torch route.

All in all, it was a really unforgettable day. While it was disappointing that friends, family and most of the people in SF along the proposed torch route didn't get to see us running with the torch, the day went off very smoothly and no one was hurt. I was very impressed by the coordination of the last minute route change and that things went along so seamlessly.

The torch is at home if anyone wants to see it, it's really beautiful and nice that they gave us one to keep.

I'm still trying to round up pictures but here are some from the chopper:

http://www.nbc11.com/torchrelay/index.html?dl=headlineclick

click on a day in pictures, chopper 11 pics- sf olympic torch relay

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Coolest Thing I've Seen In Quite Some Time

Monday, March 03, 2008

Oh Hai!

Monday, February 11, 2008

Big Mutts

If you don't already frequent icanhascheezburger.com, you should really start. It's just so very awesome.

Case in point:
Big Mutts

You are welcome.

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Monday, February 04, 2008

Stupid American Independent Party

I think it's a conspiracy. I can't be the only person to have made this mistake.

14 days ago I RUSHED, frantic, to the post office, on the very last possible day, making myself very late for school, so that I could re-register to vote. (Having moved and whatnot.) Being the hip chick that I am, and wanting be a part of that "very sought after" chunk of the voting population, I decided to go the independent route this time around. No official party for me, thank you very much. Go ahead candidates, fight over me. My vote could either way! I was ready to relish the tug-of-war.

So I filled out my name, address, birthday, blah blah blah... and then I got to the little section of the form where you state your political party... Republican? No. Democrat? No. Green? No. Independent? A-ha! Yes! I colored in the bubble, signed my name, and ta-dah! I was registered to vote. Woo-hoo!

I got my little yellow voter registation card in the mail today. Next to my name it said "AIP". AIP? What the heck is AIP??? According to wikipedia... AIP is American Independent Party! Which is not at all "independent". Rather, it's a whole other official political party that exists in California. Gahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! So now the only primary I can vote in is some worthless American Independent Party one.

This is like the BIGGEST PRIMARY EVER!!!!! And I'm totally missing it. >:

Consider me so annoyed.

At the very least, I will share this. If you haven't made up your mind yet, please feel free to vote for this candidate in my honor. I'll be sitting at home, missing out.

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Monday, November 19, 2007

Tablet Brick Potato Llama

I posted this once before, a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago, but I came across it again today and laughed my butt off all over again.

Thought I'd share.

The Llama Song

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

Slow Day At The Patent Office

So right now I'm writing the final paper for my patent law class (ick, but at least it's almost over... well it would be almost over if I could just tear myself away from all the blogs - MUST RESIST!) Anyway, while perusing the over 7 millions patents currently issued in these here fine united states, I came across this beauty:

Patent?

An ornamental toy skunk? Really? That's patentable material? Come on guys.

This makes me wonder, why don't *I* have a patent yet!? Obviously they're not that hard to get, quick skunk sketch and you're there! And how cool would it be to say, "Yeah, so when I got my patent..." Think of the street cred! Or at least the cubicle cred. Maybe that'll be my New Year's resolution this year. 2008: start working out, read more, get patent.

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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

I Spin Both Ways, How About You?

The brain is a freaky weird thing. Don't believe me? Check this out: Right Brain vs. Left Brain

Initally I saw the dancer spinning counter-clockwise and only counter-clockwise and thought the whole thing was sort of bogus. I then asked Kyle which direction she was spinning.

"Clockwise, why?"

"Wahhh? Really? You really see her spinning clockwise???"

"Yes, why?"

"Well, because *I* see her spinning counter-clockwise!"

We then asked Kyle's bro, and he ALSO saw her spinning clockwise (Hmmm, a couple of touchy-feely, fantasy-based, wishy-washy, intuitive nuts we seem to have here. Not that I'm judging.)

If I blink a whole bunch of times in a row (my eyeballs start to hurt, yes, but also) I can make her spin clockwise, and she'll keep spinning clockwise until I blink like a crazy person again. So weird!!! Why do our brains do this!?

So tell me, which way do you spin?

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Monday, October 29, 2007

Awesome Cause Alert

I promise to update about my in-laws, and my house, and my insecurities... but first... go check this out! It's an awesome cause set up by this awesome blogger!!

Do it now!!! Rack up some Karma points. You know you'll need 'em.

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Thursday, September 13, 2007

My Hero

Click Here! This woman is Fantastical!

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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Energy!

I'm working the graveyard shift at work again... and sometimes the day shift too... 21 hours straight on Monday... kill me. So basically, I've got nothing left to give... except this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs&NR=1

Enjoy!

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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Girlfriend Of The Year

And the award for Girlfriend of the Year goes to.... drumroll please... my friend, Kat!! For giving her boyfriend the worlds most awesome birthday cake.

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Do my friends rock or what?

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

For You, Grandma

When I was little, my grandmother made me a joke book. An elephant joke book, no less. Filled with elephant jokes that she had painstakingly cut out of some newspaper, likely over several months. I never understood why she cut out, saved, and then glued all these little elephant jokes into an old photo album, but I remember LOVING it. Hmmm, maybe that's why she did it. Grandmas are good like that. Anyway, so now I have this ridiculous fetish for cheesy elephant jokes. It's one of my quirks, and it's endearing, darn it.

Today, while reading my daily comics and jokes (from
Acramax) I stumbled across as terrible an elephant joke as I had ever seen. I was instantly in love and knew that I MUST share it with the world.

Enjoy!


How To Catch a White Elephant:
Go to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you a muffin (with raisins).
Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it.
The white elephant will be happy, and eat the muffin (with raisins). White elephants like muffins (with raisins).
Repeat this procedure for five days in a row. After the fifth day, the white elephant will be used to its daily muffin (with raisins).
The sixth day you climb the tree, bringing with you a muffin (without raisins). Drop the muffin (without raisins) as usual.
When the white elephant finds out that the muffin (without raisins) lacks raisins, it will darken in anger.
And then you catch it the same way you catch an ordinary grey elephant.

:D

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Sunday, October 15, 2006

They See Me Mowin'

I'd heard the song before, but it was my lovely friend Katrina who introduced me to the video. Quite frankly, I think it's awesome.

Enjoy!



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Friday, October 06, 2006

For The Truly Girly

I got an email from my BFF in New York today. She wrote to tell me all about this fab new blog called The Female Fan – created to help women learn more about football.

Neat!

In the email, she explains all about the blog… how it will teach the novice female fan all the must-know football terms (so that she can get into the game) and how it will give her all sorts of pertinent football trivia knowledge, so that she can impress her football loving friends.

Neat!

And then my darling BFF, who I love dearly, goes on to say that in addition to normal football stuff the blog will also provide the reader with “fun stuff” like the dish on football/celebrity couples and polls to vote for the hottest player.

Blink. Blink.

Football/celebrity couples? Really???

That’s not “fun stuff”. That’s girly fluff!! Don’t get me wrong, I loves me some sexy Tom Brady. But for me, football is about the game, the competition, the history, the stats, the home team pride, and the crushing of one’s opponent – and maybe even breaking his leg in the process. Football is gritty, dirty, (and for the fans) drunken fun. It’s about yelling so loud you lose your voice. It’s about waking up at the crack of dawn to paint your face and shotgun a beer. It’s about tailgating and BBQing and sports bars and fattening food. It’s about high five-ing a total stranger when your team scores and yelling obscenities at the ref for bogus calls. It’s about strategic field position and knowing when to go for it on a 4th down. It’s about hating Notre Dame. And the BCS. It’s exhilarating and way more exciting than worrying about who’s dating who and who’s butt looks the nicest in football pants.

Sheesh!

But. Having said all that – the blog in question actually is actually sort of fun… if you can get past all the Who’s Hot, Who’s Not polls.
So enjoy: http://femalefan.ivillage.com/

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Awesome

Note: If the image below does not load properly, it is probably because you are using an inferior Internet browser (Internet Explorer, maybe?) Please try Mozilla's Firefox. Thanks!

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Thursday, August 03, 2006

Victory Is Mine

Welcome! to my new and improved URL address.

This is the URL that I wanted in the first place... but when I created my account, sigh, it was taken. And so that was that. I settled on "ShortButSweetForCertain" because it at least had *something* to do with the title of my blog. (It's a line from a Dave Matthews song for those not in the know.)

Anyway, the always fabulous Jes mentioned to me that the lucky bastard who did have the "CelebrateWeWill" URL hadn't posted in OVER A YEAR! The nerve! So I sent the guy an email and said "Please please please can I have your URL!!!???"

*holding breath, crossing fingers*

And he said, "Sure!"

*oh joy!! oh happiness!! oh twinkly stars and rainbows and birthday cake*

:)

And so, here it is: My new URL! If I could hug it, I would.

(I'm hugging my monitor right now, does that count?)

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