Love / Hate

Things I hate

1. Girls who claim to “not get along with other girls”
2. People who drive slow in the fast lane – IT’S THE FAST LANE!!! Get out of my way!
3. Bitter single people – NOT to be confused with happy well-adjusted single people
4. Not being dressed appropriately
5. People who hate trendy things just because they are trendy
6. The sound of someone breathing while I’m trying to sleep – but I still love you, Kyle
7. Things I can’t fix or make better
8. High maintenance friends
9. Judgey Von-Holier-Than-Thous
10. The movie The Family Stone – You cannot just swap significant others with your sibling
11. Slimy guys at bars who try to worm their way into your dance circle
12. Grilled onions
13. Hating grilled onions – I’ve heard such good things about them
14. My hair
15. People who hate country music without ever having really given it a chance
16. Pulling an all-nighter and having my project STILL not work
17. People who make the your/you’re or their/there/they’re mistake
18. My atrocious spelling
19. People who are way too cool
20. Litterbugs
21. Black shoes with a brown purse
22. The perfect comeback… 24 hours too late
23. Not living in the same city as my sister
24. The fact that two of my best friends live across the freakin country
25. Credit card debt
26. Student loan debt
27. My general all around poorness
28. Sleeping the day away – such a waste
29. Reality TV
30. Picky eaters
31. The fact that I can’t sing… at all
32. My penchant for expensive jeans
33. Seeing friends in crappy relationships
34. Starbucks’ drip coffee
35. Having to make a really big decision
36. People who have 80 zillion myspace friends
37. Warm bed / cold room on a Monday morning
38. Missing out on things
39. Putting away my laundry
40. People who read my blog but NEVER leave comments – This means YOU!
41. Waiting in line to get in to an empty bar
42. SPAM
43. Having to pee at 4:30 in the morning
44. Drama
45. How I ALWAYS seem to buy shoes in the wrong size – I literally have 2 pairs of most of my shoesbecause I bought the first pair a size too big or small… wore them… couldn’t return them...still had to have them… and ended up buying them AGAIN in the correct size
46. Schools with no school spirit – ahem, Stanfurd
47. How fantastic pizza sounds at 3am
48. People who chew with their mouth open
49. Working and going to school at the same time
50. Men who can’t chop firewood – ick
51. Crumbs on a freshly cleaned counter
52. Dealing with kitty litter
53. Poorly constructed homes/townhouses/condos/apartments
54. Negotiating
55. Confrontation
56. The bass player of Nada Surf – the dude just bugs me
57. People who hate Halloween
58. Visible butt crack because your (or my) pants are too low
59. My recent lack of motivation at work
60. Grudge holders
61. Pedestrians who cross the street without looking both ways first – I will hit you!
62. Head colds
63. Un-popped zits
64. Morning breath
65. Hangovers
66. One-uppers
67. People who speak reeeeeaaaly slowly
68. Woe-is-me-ers
69. Micromanagers
70. Office buzz words
71. Evil companies
72. Moving
73. Committing to plans
74. People who don’t use online banking – why????
75. Professors who think that their class is the only thing that I have going on in my life
76. Sunburns
77. Getting lost when I’m already late
78. Not finding parking
79. Bicyclists who don’t abide by traffic laws
80. Smokers
81. Most tattoos
82. Scary movies
83. Unbecoming photographs
84. Uncomfortable shoes
85. Deciding what to eat – I always want it all
86. Shaving
87. Smeary mascara
88. Rain when I just blow-dried my hair
89. Spiders in my room/closet/car
90. The fact that I can’t kill said spider, and therefore have to catch it in a cup and relocate it to the outside world, even if I’m running really late
91. Misplacing $20 (a.k.a. probably dropping $20 in the parking lot, and never seeing it again)
92. Food in my teeth
93. Being grouchy for no apparent reason
94. Useless office meetings
95. Jealously
96. People who never move on
97. Pushovers
98. Lingering coughs
99. Really firm pillows
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Things I love

1. My V6 engine
2. Summer
3. Sushi
4. Waking up feeling totally refreshed
5. Happy well-adjusted single people
6. Happy people in general
7. Wearing the PERFECT outfit for the occasion
8. When one of my cats sniffs my face in the morning to see if I’m awake yet
9. A nice walk after a delicious meal
10. Waking up to a beautiful San Francisco morning and having the whole day ahead of me to play
11. Roof decks
12. Trying new food
13. My new love of mushrooms
14. Playing in water – lakes, pools, streams, the ocean
15. Being outdoors
16. Stalking people on myspace
17. People who blog
18. My feet
19. Dancing, dancing, and then dancing some more
20. A great bottle of Red Zin
21. How wise my mom is
22. Live music at the Fillmore
23. Designing circuits/ writing software / building hardware that actually does what it’s supposed to do!
24. Automatic spell check
25. Heavy machinery
26. Books that make me cry
27. Cooking the perfect meal
28. The fact that I’m “at that age” when my friends are starting to get married
29. Weddings
30. New makeup
31. New shoes
32. Expensive jeans
33. People with great vocabularies
34. Pirate stores
35. Digital pictures
36. Seeing people in fantastic relationships
37. Finding the perfect Christmas tree
38. Decorations
39. The freckles on my nose that come out when I’m in the sunshine
40. Changing my own oil
41. Really good tiramisu
42. A freshly cleaned house
43. Giving the perfect gift
44. College football – Go bears!
45. My annual Girls Trip to someplace fabulous
46. Los Angeles’ warm Santa Anna winds on a summer night
47. Blustery days
48. The word blustery
49. The sound rain make as it hits your roof in the middle of the night
50. Nuzzling up to my boyfriend’s neck
51. The Bloomingdales after Christmas sale
52. Huggers
53. Singing (terribly) at the top of my lungs while driving
54. IM
55. Witty banter
56. Flirting
57. Going for it on 4th and 1
58. Eating a hearty breakfast in the woods
59. Men with tools
60. Fireworks
61. The smell of fresh cut grass
62. Finding out something is on sale when you get to the register, after you’ve already decided to buy it – Score!
63. Running errands – call me crazy
64. Grocery shopping
65. Forehead kisses
66. Office chair soccer
67. Cinnamon toast
68. Themed parties
69. Black and White cookies
70. Dremel™-ing things
71. My cordless power drill
72. Duct tape
73. German Beer
74. Vacuuming
75. Twilight
76. Bonfires
77. People who invent words
78. Nicknames
79. Open houses
80. Companies that aren’t evil
81. Being spontaneous
82. Post workout euphoria
83. Summer fruit
84. Doodling instead of taking notes
85. Shopping in Los Angeles
86. Shopping in general
87. Tradition
88. The convenience of the suburbs
89. The excitement of a big city
90. Drunk text messages
91. Fabulous earrings
92. Being silly
93. Hanging out with family, future family, family-in-law, pseudo-family, step-family, and friends that are like family
94. Raspberry Royale hot tea
95. Clean sheets
96. Late night pillow talk
97. Being in on a secret
98. Winning
99. My new haircut (see below) - eeeeeee!
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