Dude! We Can All Hear You
In a perfectly audible voice, with no apparent regard for the rest of the people in line, dude has the following (half of a) conversation:
Well, we're both crazy. (...pause...) crazy about each other. (Wait what? Did I just hear that right?)
This whole thing is crazy. (Yes, and you, sir, are crazy for having a mushy conversation in the lunch line.)
I miss you so much... I just miss you all the time. (Oh gag, if he starts in with 'no I love *you* more' I'm ripping that phone out if his hands.)
Yeah, it's hard. It's really hard. (...pause...) You have no idea how hard it is. (Please God let him be referring to a level of difficulty and not sometime ENTIRELY inappropriate for a LUNCH LINE!!!!)
I know, I know... I just wish you were here right now. (Funny, I wish I were ANYwhere else.)
I just want to put my arms around you and hold you and... you know. (NO NO NO!!! I don't know. Please stop talking.)
You know, my friends think I'm nuts. Maybe I am nuts. This whole thing is just so nuts. (YES! You are most definitely nuts! Please please get off the phone!)
You're all I can think about these days. (Obviously...)
Luckily it was then my turn to pay. So I paid and I ran away and I was thus spared the remainder of the conversation, which, as I glanced over my shoulder as I left the cafeteria, appeared to still be going on several minutes later. Seriously, what the heck was wrong with that guy?????
Labels: maybe it's me, what is wrong with people