Hypothetically Speaking

Hypothetically speaking, if a person were to go dumpster diving in their company’s garbage to, ummmm, “re appropriate” several dozen used cardboard boxes for use as building supplies for an AWESOME Bay to Breakers Beer-Mobile (think giant cardboard structure, painted red and white to look like a barn, zip-tied to a shopping cart, filled with beer) … could said person get fired??

Why?

No reason, just checking.