Poker Face

Nine of us played some No Limit Texas Hold 'Em last night (with a just-exciting-enough $10 buy in)... and guess who the big winner was... ME!

Not bad for my third time ever playing! Huh?

Wanna know my secret??? I don't really *get* the game, so I don't really know when I have a good hand or a bad hand. As a result I don't really bluff. Bluffing implies pretending that you have a winning hand when you actually have squat. Since I have no idea what exactly constitutes squat I just decide "good hand" or "bad hand" (mostly at random) at the start of every deal and voilà! Big Winner!

Yay me!

Big Money... $33.70!