On Kissing Frogs

Should you find yourself in the unfortunate situation of discovering a wart on one of your otherwise pristine fingers, you should NOT, under any circumstances, mistake that wart for some sort of strange finger zit and attempt to pop it, and then, when said popping attempt fails, stab at it with a needle for several hours hell-bent and determined to get the darn thing to release its pussy disgustingness. Trust me. It’s a bad idea. Just get some wart remover and call it a day.