The Things I Ponder In My Spare Time

Recently, while walking down the street, Kyle and I passed an ad pasted to the side of a telephone pole that stated, in big bold letters:

"More explosive org@sms!"

And I couldn’t help but wonder… would the org@sms themselves be more explosive? Or would the explosive org@sms simply occur more often.

Were they promising quality or quantity?

Alas, I doubt I'll ever know.