Spider On My FACE
AHAHHAHHARHRHRHGHGHAHHERWEAHAHAH!
I was just (yes *just*, as in barely 5 minutes ago) sitting in an important meeting... filled with all sorts of prominent people... when a spider decided to descend from his spot, safe and sound on the ceiling, down onto my FACE!!!
*MY FACE!*
He landed on my eyebrow and articulated his giant spider legs in front of my eyeball and was, no doubt, making a move to crawl down my cheek. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Obviously I shrieked (not quietly, mind you) like a little girl with a giant spider on her face. I then proceeded to jump up from my chair, flail my arms around wildly, shake my hair out, and run screaming from the conference room - Get it off me! Get it off me!
Definitely one of my finer work place moments.
But can you blame me? There was a spider on my FACE!
Gah.
Can I go home now? I need to take like 18 showers.
I was just (yes *just*, as in barely 5 minutes ago) sitting in an important meeting... filled with all sorts of prominent people... when a spider decided to descend from his spot, safe and sound on the ceiling, down onto my FACE!!!
*MY FACE!*
He landed on my eyebrow and articulated his giant spider legs in front of my eyeball and was, no doubt, making a move to crawl down my cheek. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Obviously I shrieked (not quietly, mind you) like a little girl with a giant spider on her face. I then proceeded to jump up from my chair, flail my arms around wildly, shake my hair out, and run screaming from the conference room - Get it off me! Get it off me!
Definitely one of my finer work place moments.
But can you blame me? There was a spider on my FACE!
Gah.
Can I go home now? I need to take like 18 showers.
Labels: and now for something entirely different, life is funny, maybe it's me
posted by Courtney at 9:13 AM
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