Thursday, April 26, 2007

Spider On My FACE


I was just (yes *just*, as in barely 5 minutes ago) sitting in an important meeting... filled with all sorts of prominent people... when a spider decided to descend from his spot, safe and sound on the ceiling, down onto my FACE!!!


He landed on my eyebrow and articulated his giant spider legs in front of my eyeball and was, no doubt, making a move to crawl down my cheek. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Obviously I shrieked (not quietly, mind you) like a little girl with a giant spider on her face. I then proceeded to jump up from my chair, flail my arms around wildly, shake my hair out, and run screaming from the conference room - Get it off me! Get it off me!

Definitely one of my finer work place moments.

But can you blame me? There was a spider on my FACE!


Can I go home now? I need to take like 18 showers.

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