I Think I'm Ready For My Penis

I picked up a chick today... seriously, we're having coffee next week. I'm not quite sure why guys are always bitching about how tough it is to find women. I'll admit, Man Jose is a bit estrogen challenged, but there are still plenty of chicks out there. I met her on craigslist.org (lame I know - but if the technology is there, I say use it!) She's adorable - 24, went to U of I, an Editor for Google (note that Editor = non engineer! Yay!)... I'm so looking forward to our coffee date. :)

So I can chug beer well enough to win a snowboard, love college football, know a thing or two about cars, and have officially succeeded in picking up a chick... I think I'm ready for my penis. No?